Coochie coupon

a coupon or token of appreciation given to someone a female is sexually interested in. made popular in the late 90s by a female comic on BET's Comic View. The coupon usually contains contact information and is only to be used by the issuer. also known as a sex rain check.

he was hot, but his girlfirend was blockin', so i handed him a coochie coupon.

by emew0314 August 2, 2006

Sex Coupons

Coupons you give to your significant other for sexual favors. The coupons are normally non transferable and may be good for "1 Blow job", "1 night of sex", etc. Sex coupons are normally gifted on Birthdays and Christmas. These coupons are rarely honored, unless the issuing party is "in the mood", and the expiration date is basically whenever the issuer deems it to be. Sex coupons are normally given when money is tight, and there is an obligation to give some sort of gift for an occasion.

Also referred to as "Ass Rations"

All my wife gave me for Christmas was a book of Sex coupons."

by Dodgamatic September 17, 2014

Captain Coupon

A friend/Acquaintance who frequently uses coupons to pay for items.

Henry: Lets go to McDonalds, I've got a voucher

Dave: Alright Captain Coupon!

by Bedford Bible Basher October 26, 2014

super-double coupons

Some grocery stores such as Kroger and Meijer offer super-double coupon redemption from time to time. This is when a manufacturer's coupon may be redeemed for two times the face value but generally not more than a two dollar total.

"I had five dollar off coupons and it was super-double coupons day at Kroger so I was able to get five tubes of toothpaste for free."

by Marthakay December 14, 2005

componentry

A bullshit term to feed to a client in order to stall them and placate their demands for results.

"Well, I could keep on working on the internal componentry."

by Papa Culo September 16, 2003

extreme couponing

Extreme Couponing is the act of buying a rediculous amount of products at a retail store (usually grocery) for next to nothing. For the most part, the items are purchased in rediculous quantities through the use of coupons. In some cases, the store may end up owing someone money. This "overage" may be creditied to other items (such as beer or meat products).

I was stuck in line at the store for half an hour because of some nut-job house wife, all thanks to extreme couponing.

by Mike Derulo June 4, 2011

couponize

the process of organizing coupons

She's going home to couponize before we go grocery shopping.

by claudel September 23, 2009