coop

someone who is fat, stupid and/or drool on himself.

Teahcer: Hey coop, WAKE UP!
Student: **In a daze and drooling**
Student: i want to ride a green pony *in retard voice*
Teacher: What the fuck coop

by WWT SKATER July 26, 2006

coop

white, pasty, invisible, gay

dude you are soooo cooop its rediculous. that kids skin is too coop for me

by un understandable November 27, 2006

Cooped

To be prepared for the days job at hand and receive a call redirecting you to a completely different job, and or task in which you are not prepared for. Odds are this will start a chain of events which can not be avoided. Ending with a unproductive day

I just set up for the day and now i just been Cooped.

by Mr Magoe September 12, 2014

no coop

no homo. or saying that u dont wana do anything homo. u didnt mean that in a gay way.

"aye bruh, u got sum nice eyes...."
"what?"
"yea, u got some nice eyes...but no coop tho."
"oh, thanks man...thought u was been gay."

by unnsiffysiffy February 16, 2010

Coop

Coop is a word meaning Cool and hot, typically used in Edinburgh, often among the youth

That Robyn, she's really coop, and she's a dying light mega sweat

by Fwood07 September 5, 2021

Cooping

The act of masturbating into an inside-out sandwich bag, often times using spit as lubrication.
It is critical that the sandwich bag is inside-out in order to prevent the process known as "seam chafing."
This act is generally performed simultaneously with light anal exploration, such as a finger in the anus.

Guy 1: "So I walked in on my roommate the other night Cooping in the living room."

Guy 2: "In the living room?"

Guy 1: "Yes, right in the middle of the living room. I'm scarred for life."

by BoomRoasted September 3, 2012

coop coop

A nickname usually for “cooper” or “coper” coop coop means “cooper or coper has a very tiny penis also known as a micropenis”

Coopers nickname is coop coop.

by Tybo August 23, 2019