conservachism

The gap between the policies of the far right and the conservative reality they claim to uphold.

Far right pundits like Rush Limbaugh, attempt to speak from a position of Moral authority while their lifestyles fly in the face of these supposed beliefs; this is a clear example of Conservachism!

by CultrWar July 12, 2010

conservacunt

1. A conservative with ignorant views; equivalent insult to libertard.

Ignorant Right winger: You're just some Libertard
Left winger: Better than being a Conservacunt

by Anonynono March 26, 2016

conservanilla

Any conservative completely lacking in personality and edge. Lots of current examples, of course Mitt Romney leaps to mind immediately. Usually spotted around suburban neighborhoods watering their grass with a garden hose while his wife plants petunias.

"My boss is a serious conservanilla with his Mitt Romney sticker on his beige four door Ford Taurus that he drives while listening to Nickleback at full blast. Incredibly lame."

by Buttermilkgirl67 March 14, 2012

consentage

n. The age at which one can legally consent to something, also the proof one presents to prove one has reached that age.

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I'm gonna need to see some consentage if you want the full Chicago Melvin.

Here's my Registry Card.

That will do fine Miss Lohan.

by gnostic3 August 25, 2014

conservanazi

A conservative who is rabid in his/her beliefs in the Republican party and it's leaders, like rush limbaugh.

(Limbaugh coined the word "feminazis" to describe feminist. His dittoheads thought it was so funny.)

Just coined the word to describe the conservative true believer wingnuts.

Believers of limbaugh are conservanazis
limbaugh is the leader of the conservanazi republiklans.

AKA wingnuts.

by GFY cheney September 24, 2009

Conservapedia

A webpage which serves a purpose of countering Wikipiedia's alleged bias towards "liberalism." The truth is, it's just an intolerant, religious persn that bashes everything that goes against his religious, political, and scientific views, that most closely resemble those of a caveman. An apparently strong believer in the Jonah in the whale fairy tale of the bible, he insists that evolutionists suffer a syndrome called "evolution syndrome" and that we just "somehow" know that we came from other species. In what his words would be, he is a false prophet.

GOP convention

John: I saw a black man today. Oh, and also one of those hippies evolutionists.

Calvin: yeah i read about them in conservapedia. Strange folk

by LukeSky🚶 May 1, 2014

Conservabot

Brainless person who consistently votes against his own interest.

Look at that financially challenged conservabot voting for that fat, balding, republican cocksucker who's going to raise his taxes. It's like a chicken voting for Kernel Sanders!

by Jay27 November 5, 2008