conjoined twin

A Pair of sad MOFOs that are stuck together

i saw a conjoined twin pissing out of the same #$#!@.

by Colin F. November 4, 2003

Conjointed

It means mostly anything you really want however it's mostly angry or confused

"I'm feeling conjointed about this essay"

by Eheaton05 June 25, 2022

Conpointed

When you think you see something amusing and become excited just to find out that it wasn't what you thought it was.

(A cross between confused and disappointed)

Person 1: "OMG! Is that Mario?"
Person 2: "No, Its just a cartoon frog"
Person 1 *Conpointed as heck*: "What a Conpointment"

by chezzicorn777 May 26, 2023

Conjoinedism

Conjoinedism to discriminate against twins who are attached/conjoined.

Hey Marilu, did you know that it is not fair for conjoined twins to receive one salary for their shared work. They are two individuals not one. That is conjoinedism.

by Nnnr August 31, 2025