condimension

- The illusion of many condiments in a salad bar with the strategic placement of mirrors. The reality is that without the mirrors, the salad bar is unexciting and has very few choices.

Portia L.

My old college dining hall used condimension to get the students to think that we were getting a lot of things at the salad bar while, unfortunately, there were only a few choices.

by Portia L. February 28, 2018

condimental

To over-estimate how many condiments such as salt, pepper, hot sauce or ketchup packets you needed to bring back with you to your table while dining at a fast food restaurant.

When grabbing way too many self-serve condiments, you become a mix of the words "condiment" and "mental".

Will: "Do we really need this many salt packets?"
Benjamin: "Sorry dude, I went a little bit condimental."

by Joey L dot com April 21, 2009

condimentia

When you can't remember if you have a condiment every time you go to the store, resulting in many duplicate bottles of several condiments.

While putting groceries away, Patty noticed we already had 4 other bottles of Miracle Whip. "Damn, my condimentia is really getting bad."

by 85cyclone April 17, 2016

Super Condiment Squad

From condimentsquad.com a flash cartoon super hero group with Ketchup and Mustard.

"Ketchup I'm bouncing on the couch!!!"

by N8 May 3, 2004

Conifer

1) A place for pot smoking hippies to live in their later years.
2) The birthplace of one of South Parks' creators.
3) Famous for the school's 2 page dedication to parties/drugs in school in the yearbook.
4. A place where if you don't smoke pot...You will be forced to.

-Wanna go to Conifer?
-Why?
-You know why...

by Bri? February 20, 2009

coimetrophobia

having the fear of cemeteries

coimetrophobia is a phobia.

by Ian damanupstares August 28, 2006

conmerge

Any way of combining two wood products together, whether combining two wood piles into one or stapling two pieces of paper together.

Class, please conmerge your papers to the desk.

by PolarisDiB January 27, 2005