Any other religion that is going after the same market share for souls as yours. (i.e. Christianity and Islam)
Anita: "Look at those people, with their funny clothes and rituals. I hope they all know they're all going to Hell!!"
Chris: "Whoa, Anita! Take it down a notch. You must be from a competing religion..."
Chris: "Whoa, Anita! Take it down a notch. You must be from a competing religion..."
by Bill Sensbach January 9, 2012

Asking someone if they compete implies their physique is nice and enough for a physique competition.
This is the highest form of compliment. Popularized by Soosh, this is a sure fire way to get a rockets number.
This is the highest form of compliment. Popularized by Soosh, this is a sure fire way to get a rockets number.
by Chazizpoor February 17, 2021

"Could you hold on just a second? I have to go compete in the African-American high-dive competition."
by Jeff Hyde October 19, 2005

A form of capitalism where you are implanted with microchips on your heart so the leaders can kill you whenever you want. 8 months of military service a year is required and in the 4 months you need to make 1mil to pay for your military food. If you pay someone more than they ask for they get arrested for scamming you and if you don't pay enough you get brutally executed. The leaders of a competitive capitalist society are 𝗡𝗢𝗧 corrupt and really nice
Oh damn i am 35c of my Competive Capitalism®©™ million dollar quota and i dont want me and my family to be brutally killed, jimmy can i borrow some money?
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by BlackShadowz January 1, 2012

“Hey Kevin, Steve wants root beer for the party and I want sarsaparilla. Which one do you want?” “They’re competable to me”
by TXBHT December 15, 2023
