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The Communist Manifesto

The Communist Manifesto is basically the bible for Russians. The Russian Bible is all about how sharing is caring. Don't like sharing with commies, then don't go to Vietnam or China, those niggas all about splitting up everyone's shit
Person 1: Sharing is caring
Person 2: Get the hell out of here you commie
Person 1: what now?
Person 2: go read The Communist Manifesto
by TheBoredByrd April 19, 2019
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Communist Manifesto

being religious do you have your own system of everything
I put Karl Marx's famous Communist Manifesto in the religious section
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Communist manifesto

the most beautiful item in the world so beautiful the capitalist fucks had to go and shut it down. FUCK YOU CAPITALISM
person 1: what is your favorite book
person 2: the Communist Manifesto
person 1: good book
*communist anthem plays in background*
person 2: a good book indeed
by kai~kun March 20, 2019
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Communist Manifesto

used to describe

a) a piece of personal political writing, usually a book or a pamphlet, which reflects one's own political world view, but a world view that is often radically atm-against the mainstream- or, in a liberal democracy, where freedom of speech is allowed, considered politically incorrect (not supported by the official party in power) in one's zeitgeist
a group of coworkersers start commenting on and discussing their friend's yet unpublished manuscript of a political book that he brought to the office, to show to his coworkers:

person a) : wow Peter, your views on abortion and other current social issues are so atm-against the mainstream-, not to mention radical.

person b): I agree with Tom (person a), but I would also add that you may have a hard time publishing such a manuscript, since some of your conclusions are politically incorrect, especially in our era of Conservative government.

Peter (guy who wrote the manuscript): gentlemen, I appreciate and respect your opinions, whatever they may be, but I am still proud of my Communist Manifesto. If you don't share my political views, it's okay; at least we've agreed to disagree.
by Uncle Dimma December 4, 2011
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Manifested communist

Manifested communist is a name to call someone if they are Not funny
Man Harold thinke he’s so funny, what a manifested communist
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