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comcastic

fraud frawd noun
1. deceit, trickery, or breach of confidence, perpetrated for profit or to gain some unfair or dishonest advantage.
Open Internet Coalition executive director Markham Erickson in a statement. "If Comcast doesn't change its behavior, the word 'Comcastic' is going to become a synonym for fraud."
by redsmokescigs February 22, 2008
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Comcastic

The borderline between crappy and shitty. If you know what I mean...
What a comcastic thing to do!
You are so comcastic!
Who would have such comcastic ideas?!
by computercrazy77 December 18, 2017
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comcastic

a stupid word made up by someone at comcast to try and get people to buy their products
wow thats comcastic, ick
by bluekangaroo December 28, 2005
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A word that descirbes a females lips. A lot like DSL which stands for dick sucking lips. A girl that is comcastic can also have DSL.
That chick is comcastic.

Wow, just imagine what she can do with those comcastic lips.
by Dukesford February 13, 2006
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An overt sexual display, usually in front of a large audience or children ( like the porn clip during Super Bowl 42 in the Tucson area on the Comcast feed )
"How was the bonfire?"
"It was fun, but Tom and Sarah were there, so it was pretty comcastic"

"What did you think of the movie?"
"It was a little comcastic for the kids"
by MCH_AZ February 7, 2009
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When an ISP is being shitty, spotty, or fucks you over without lubing or putting on a condom first, then you get ISP-STDs, AKA the Comcasts. It's similar to the aftermath of an interracial three way in the back of some fat gay dude's RV.
My life is Comcastic :( - Why? - I keep getting fucked by my internet service provider.

My ISP promised it to be (this fast! super fast!) but I'm only getting about 10% of it. My internet is Comcastic! :(
by rreighe2 July 8, 2016
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The polar opposite of fantastic. The worst of the worst. The equivalent of the 11th level of hell.
The companies software is so poorly written it consistently crashes my computer at the most inconvenient times. It’s Comcastic!
by TNDil444 July 15, 2024
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