Colour

Something that looks like it should be pronounced (cuh-lOW-er) instead of (cah-lur).

Seriously, why not spell it the way it's pronounced, idiots?

by GWR Contradiction Agency January 5, 2005

Colour

It’s color you idiot

It’s not colour, it’s color.

by iMakeTrashUrbanStuff September 23, 2020

colour

British douchebag-tense for the word COLOR.

We kicked your asses twice, so cut it out with this 'colour' shit already.

by D R October 12, 2005

Colour

The original spelling of the word now commonly spelt as color. Colour is the outdated version that people rejected partly because its pronunciation didn't match the way it looked. The use of a 'u' in the word was understood but it was removed because intelligent folk realised it was completely unnecessary.

What's more, if a company needs to have several signs made that additional u will increase the total production cost. American know this because they are more business savy.

Typing a long screen play or book with extra us in everything just means you'll get carpal tunnel faster. Those Us add up after all ya know; save time. Make sense. Drop that u in colour!

by Freya Silversmith April 8, 2006

colour

The British way of spelling color. Americans spell it "color" which is the better way to spell it. It's shorter and easier.

American dude: Why the hell did u spell color with an extra u?
British dude: because spelling colour without the u is absolutely absurd and---
American dude: you've gotta be shittin me!
British dude: its unproper to use colour without---
American dude: Just shut up. No one gives a fuck.

by kayleebaybee988 October 15, 2008

colour

the wrong way of spelling "color"

Brit: Oh mah gawd! Red is mah favorite colour!
Sane Human: It's "COLOR" no U!!!

by Meow the Cow May 11, 2017

colour

Euphemism for sex... as seen on Sex & the City

"Well I can't colour enough! I would colour all day every day if I had my way. I would use every crayon in the box." - Samantha

by Halitosis23 December 16, 2008