dirty cojones

when a man instead of the traditional anal sex, he simply inserts his balls in a womans anus.

I gave betty a little dirty cojones last night, and my balls had shit on them yet i refused to clean them off.

by Wayne Boucher January 6, 2009

ARE YA CODING SON?

A sentence that will get you banned in mere seconds on YandereDev's discord server

person1:ARE YA CODING SON?
YandereDev:your free trial of existence has ended

by big brain nigga April 30, 2020

cidonem

1. a nubcake who doesn't do homework, and prefers playing DotA. usually stays up late at night trying to finish homework that was put off.

2. a student whose teachers love to pick on because he falls asleep in class due to sleep-deprived nights.

<person a>: hey dude, did you finish your math homework?
<person b>: nah man, I was caught up in DotA. it's so interestingg, I love it!
<person a>: man, you're such a cidonem.
<person b>: f u
<person a>: <3

by silver_ March 19, 2008

Codename: Kids Next Door

A TV show about an organisation of children devoted to fighting teenage and adult tyranny with 2X4 technology weapons. One of the best old-school cartoons around because of its deep and detailed worldbuilding, extensive and well-developed characters and great plotlines. The kids live in treehouses, in 'Sectors' of about five operatives, and have assigned codenames; eg. Numbuh 1, Numbuh 2, Numbuh 3, Numbuh 4, Numbuh 5, who are the main characters in the show. They fight villains such as father, the Delightful Children From Down The Lane, Knightbrace, and Count Spankulot, as well as many others.
Though this show has been off the air for a number of years, it has maintained a fanatical following, who I am proud to be part of.

Codename: Kids Next Door
1.
John: 'Wanna watch Kids Next Door?'
Anna: 'Oh, heck yes. That show Rocks!'
Bill: 'Hey, are you watching KND? I love that show!'
2.
Numbuh 1: Kids Next Door... BATTLE STATIONS!
(as quoted many times in the series)

by Numbuh 25 December 9, 2012

colon cologne

A natural fragrance expelled from one's shitbox.

Brent dusted Stephen's living room with a pleasant mist of colon cologne as he jolted off to work.

by matfunguy July 19, 2015

Colon Three

:3 is a cat face. Used as a sort of cutesy or shy smile, playful or bashful. In real life it would be expressed with a slight, coquettish pursing of the lips.

"Did you get the new picture I sent you? :3" (colon three)

by DaystarEld February 7, 2012

Coconut Island

An island where you get one coconut for one sloppy toppy

Coconut man: "Welcome To Coconut Island! If you're hungry, you're going to have to throat my cock for one coconut"
No Coconut man: "Now this just seems really unfair..."

by FourElemental May 12, 2021