monster cock 

an exceptionally large penis, usually measuring over or about 11 inches in length

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i cant believe that chick can take that monster cock

monster cock by stevenbleven May 15, 2003

Cock Mess Monster 

Refers to the near-blind, slightly wild appearance of a German arthouse actress after receiving a double-barrelled blast of sex-wee...

"Max und Helmut haff unloaded zer helmets on Inge's eyelids - now she looks like der fuckink Cock Mess Monster, Ja!"

Cock Mess Monster by Mr Marky November 30, 2007

Monster Cock 

An extremely huge penis.

With her captive tied naked to her bed the evil Wicked Wanda gazed down on Agent Long with an evil smirk, as she fondled and squeezed his incredible monster cock.

Monster Cock by barefeet98 December 22, 2008

7 inch monster cock 

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"7 inch monster cock is so big" says mia

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Monster cock 

A cock you can wrap around your neck.

" My monster Cock sucks... I cant even wear my favorite jeans anymore without looking like i have a long tumor on my leg.

Monster cock by Knoledge MasterWoman August 25, 2004

Monster Cock 

A cock that is very long... Sometimes up to 1 foot

Girl: Whoa, You sure have a monster cock!

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Monster Cock 

An especially large penis.

Don't show this to your parents.

Boy 1: Laura has a Monster Cock.
Boy 2: I know right?

Monster Cock by Your Secret Santa :) November 21, 2020