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Cocomellon 

Your such a cocomellon
Cocomellon by Sunny sundrop November 12, 2020
We don't talk about that
Let's cocomelon, guys.
cocomelon by i hate cocomelon March 1, 2022
A child's favorite show. It brainwashes or turns all people 7+ to mush, or pushes them to insanity. It is unbearable and kills adult's brain cells one, by one.
"Oh fudge, that kid is playing Cocomelon! RUN BEFORE YOU GO INSANNNNNNNNE!"

Cocomelon Confederate 

When a very young person, typically from the ages of 3-8, is exhibiting racism mannerism.
I just met a Cocomelon Confederate today, people are weird man.
Cocomelon Confederate by AirNomad October 19, 2022
Its a melon filled with cocoa trying to defeat Bhushan Kumar but here’s the thing he isnt a melon
Cocomelon is defeating pewdiepie HELP!!!!
Cocomelon by LEGALISE_PIRACY August 5, 2021

Cockomelon 

A penis that is the size, weight, length, or width of a melon
Damn, you packing a whole fucking cockomelon.
Cockomelon by Drew quasaki June 5, 2021