cock monkey means that the person who you call a cock monkey literally means they have a monkeys male genitilia, which therefor means that they are rediculously dumb and deserved to be shot. it comes from the teenage word dick head
by tony May 13, 2005
Get the cock monkeymug. your foot steps become theres. creepy huh. That person becomes the flying cock monkey..... "look out dorthy, the monkeys will get you!"
by J-chan October 2, 2007
Get the flying cock monkeymug. 1. term used to express to someone you think they play with themselves more than a cock monkey. (phallocentric)
2.n.person who constantly pisses you off and spends all their spare time wacking it like its going out of style.
You can also use CMB for short.
2.n.person who constantly pisses you off and spends all their spare time wacking it like its going out of style.
You can also use CMB for short.
1. You're a cock monkey bastard!
2. That guy's such a fucken cock monkey bastard. I should beat his ass.
2. That guy's such a fucken cock monkey bastard. I should beat his ass.
by ClaytonMoore March 12, 2003
Get the Cock Monkey Bastardmug. by Kevin Kowelin May 26, 2011
Get the Swagga Like Cock Monkeymug. by Jonballz February 11, 2004
Get the monkey cockmug. a white furry gargantuan cock that is so good and furry and huge that it can go up your ass out your mouth and in your pussy all at the same time (it’s my favorite thing to do)
furry raper “HOLY FUCKING SHIT DAWG have your seen cocklover69’s albino monkey cock!? i fucking love it so very much to shove up my piss whole🤤”
by crack_snortter69 August 28, 2022
Get the albino monkey cockmug. When Will Denney flashes someone his ass cheeks while masturbating to ebony porn. While he does this, Grace is shoving a dildo up his bellybutton and tickles him.
by poop sack December 12, 2010
Get the cock-knocker-monkey-sniffermug.