cobbing me nuts

Sweating profusely

I've got COVID, and have been cobbing me nuts.

by onkydon1 March 25, 2022

Corn Cobbing

Corn cobbing refers to being destroyed in a debate or social situation, but continuing to deny the destruction has happened until all credibity is lost.

It's a reference typically used in online circles following a popular tweet by shitposter @dril.

""im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob"

Dude is not even aware how bad he's corn cobbing right now. Just give up.

by Rosie Lens July 7, 2019

Closet Cobbing

The act of eating corn on the cob whilst in a closet. People do this based on the common fear that eating corn on the cob in public is messing and embarrassing, especially when pieces of corn juice fly out of the corn and hit someone in the face. Therefore eating corn on the cob is best enjoyed when one is away from others, or in a closet.

"Man, I would eat this corn on the cob, but there are like all these hot chicks around. I might as well go closet cobbing!"

by the cobber o' closets August 23, 2009

Finger Cobbing

A sexual act where holding a cob of corn is simulated by inserting between one and three fingers into the mouth, and either the vagina or anus.

Veronique got finger cobbed at the hot-house party! She totes loves finger cobbing.

by Beryl January 1, 2017

corn cobbing

The act of fellating a penis from the side. This act is performed similarly to the act of eating corn on the cob. Commonly performed during the act of two people sucking one penis. This act is usually performed by a man or woman gently rubbing his/her tongue and/or teeth along the side of a man’s penis. Also known as roushing.

Jim was corn cobbing the fuck out of my dick...while Frank worked my head.

by A. Mills July 27, 2008

corn cobbing

Corn cobbing the act of two men peforming 69 in a HOT TUB

Dave and Paul got all wet and steamy while CORN COBBING in the hot tub

by robdog81 March 3, 2011

Raw Cobbing

When you remove every individual kernel from a cob of corn and stick them in someone's ass one by one. Afterwards, insert the "raw cob" in the person's ass to complete the sex act.

Peter enjoys raw cobbing as it is his kink.

by Pablo the Gablo January 24, 2019