Coal Top

A brunette

Dude: Scope those curvacious maidens. I’ll pounce the coal top with the bouncing betties. What’s your ruling on the blonde?
Wingman: The dewclaws are up.

by goose_on_a_roof October 8, 2020

WEST COAST ELITIST

A person of east coast decent who moved west and lost all sensibilities from the old country... Lives in multiple places in California, travels abroad multiple times a year, eats only the freshest, organic, non gmo, cage free, range free diet while sitting watching jets highlights from 1993

That bitch be trippin yo, his west coast elitist ass ain’t comin back to the motherland without an attitude adjustment..I’m gonna make dat ho pay for a slice at m&s and a coke... you got that right bra!!

by Tony tea bags lopinto January 21, 2019

Coal Toll

when a white girl dated a black guy and he beats her or knocks her up and leaves
burn the coal, pay the toll

Stephanie: why would tayshaunell do this?
Everyone:she paid the coal toll

by CBT enthusiast January 14, 2020

coaster caddy

The one person in your group who always wusses out when it's time to go on a on roller coaster so he/she is forced to hold the groups all the bags.

Guy 1: "are you sure you don't want to go on."

Guy 2: "There's no way i'm going on that thing."

Guy 1: "fine, but you're the coaster caddy."

Guy 2: "yeah, yeah I know. Guy 2 Is handed a bunch of bags.

by gubes August 12, 2014

coal toll

When a white woman dates a black man and she gets knocked up and he leaves.

Karen paid the coal toll when Tyrone left her with a baby :)

by OwO Suck it coal burners June 20, 2019

Pet Coal

Cousin to the Pet Rock

Trixie thought she had been good all year and asked Santa Claus to bring her a puppy for Christmas, but when she woke up Christmas morning and looked in her stocking, all she found was a lump of coal, which she later named Pepper and he became her Pet Coal. She marketed the idea and made a million dollars the following year.

by NonnaK December 24, 2010

calsag

A very disgusting cargo channel in the south side of Chicago. Normally used to refer to a woman's va-jay-jay if it isn't necessarily the cleanest

Damn bro, I tried to pipe her but I never thought that she woulda had a calsag. Shit was awful, had her walk home after that.

by Untracker October 28, 2020