clousy

being both casual and lousy

she's hands down the most clousy girl i've ever met.

by blackmenace_ March 16, 2022

Clopster

One of two things;

1. A man who masturbates to horses, especially 'My Little Pony'.

2. A horse who just masturbates full stop.

That guy totally looks like a Clopster

We walked in on Mick the other day, turns out he's a Clopster.

Reggie's horse is an excessive Clopster.

by Slydog12 January 2, 2012

clopsexual

Someone attracted to ponies, specifically MLP.

Did you here about Brian?
Yeah, I can't believe he's a clopsexual.

by Just Me12 September 19, 2016

clossy

adj. cool, clutch

wow, that girl is so popular and clossy.

or

woah, did you see what that guy just did?!? It was clossy. He was awesome, like a ninja.

by ellieisbeast July 4, 2011

Clossy taco

A top coat (taco) of clear, quick drying nail polish.

Now that you are done painting you nails add a clossy taco to protect the design and, make it shine.

by Galexia November 15, 2017

cloppy toppy

A sexual act preformed in a farm by a horse, a human version would be a sloppy toppy

Go to the nearest barn, go up to the farmer and ask for that good cloppy toppy from Becky, 3rd stable on the right

by Adewasi September 6, 2019

Closy

mother of 35

"oh hey CLOSY how are you?" "doing fine, all 35 of my kids just played minecraft together!"

by ERAHN YEAGURE July 14, 2021