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Cuomosexual

In love with competent, reassuring governance by a leader who uses complete sentences and displays common sense during a pandemic.
After watching today's New York State pandemic news conference, I officially identify as a cuomosexual. (
h/t Randy Rainbow)
by Civilly Right April 6, 2020
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Comysexual

Someone who’s sexually attracted to communism
Hi I’m Comrade Elmo and I’m Comysexual
by Comrade Elmo December 23, 2019
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cloutsexual

A person who changes their sexuality for clout
most of all the girls in 6th grade are cloutsexual
by I'M A REAL G H O S T February 2, 2021
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Clamsexual

When someone is being an asshole like my friend Ann who wasn’t joining the call

That’s not her real name I swear
“Bro Ann isn’t listening and she won’t join the call
“Bruh what a clamsexual
by Singular_spoon February 6, 2021
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cromosexual

someone who has a sexual fetish for non-human characters with non-human colors (but with the exception of furries)
He has a crush on smurfette, certainly a cromosexual
by perrellzack75 May 26, 2023
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Clapsexual

The clapsexuals are a very special type of sexual deviants, specializing in having sex with anthropomorphic ponies (generally My Little Pony characters). Since MLP ponies do not exist in the real world, clapsexuals are fucking plush toys merchandise. Do not be confused, this group is NOT composed of children, but grown males! Yes, those are grown men, obsessed with fucking juvenile characters from a children's TV show!
- Do you think I can hook up with Jimmy over there?
- Havent you heard? He is clapsexual! Hes got like 10 Rainbow Dash dolls and he fucks them every day!
- This is sick!
by Enclave Razorback August 8, 2016
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comasexual

A person who is raped by a member of the same sex while in a coma or is otherwise incapacitated.
When a dude gets drunk, passes out, and is raped by another guy at a party, he is considered a comasexual. This also occurs quite frequently at hospitals when a patient is sedated for an extended period of time.
by Jump-Auf and B-Nasty January 25, 2010
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