Clipboard jockey

The people at work that are so useless they can only carry a clipboard around to appear that their working. Some companies refer to them as supervisors.

"This guy is so useless, but he's related to the boss, so we'll make him clipboard jockey."

by J.Teezy November 28, 2009

Clipboard Titties

A tit so saggy that you can hang School Pictures, Shopping lists, etc.. from.

Mom can you hang up my art project, you know you got those clipboard titties

by KiDd2019 October 18, 2019

Department of Clipboards

An alternative collective noun for a shuffle of bureaucrats, specifically those with some sort of auditing task. Inspired by their flocking behaviour and use of clipboards as a work tool. Derogatory.

"Better sort out those paperclips, Bob; the Department of Clipboards is just getting out of the lift."

by Matti! Matti! Matti! October 13, 2012

Clipboard Monkey

Person who holds a clipboard outside nightclubs with a list of names who are on the guestlist.

That Clipboard Monkey reckons she's of some sort of importance because she stands outside a nightclub all night with a list of names.

by chopra28 December 27, 2013

Clipboard of Power

A derogatory term for the petty bureaucrat's badge of office. It is held close to the chest and carries papers with information that is jealously guarded. It allows access to sensitive areas and gives the bearer authority to pry into the work being done by others. Often used for micromanagement and the application of "bureaucracy gone mad".

Line up your pencils everyone! Here comes Snottynose Snivelson with his Clipboard of Power.

by Matti! Matti! Matti! October 13, 2012

Hold my clipboard

Professional version of hold my beer. Words to say to a friend before willingly initiating a situation that holds the potential to end very well or very poorly.

I have a solution to this, but it's pretty ballsy and it kind of takes a crap on the current solution my boss put in place.

I'm going to do it. Ed, hold my clipboard.

by J *Star November 27, 2017

Welcome to Gboard clipboard, any text you copy will be saved here.

when you are really bored that you click on one of the tips in gboard and look it up in urban dictionary

Guy: hmm, what's this? "Welcome to Gboard clipboard, any text you copy will be saved here." I, for no reason what so ever, am going to look this up in urban dictionary

by 🍠 June 10, 2021