1.) The
moist "ass-crack" template left on
plastic chairs after a fat or generally sweaty person has been sat there for a good stint.
2.)When you've got a randomly itchy arse for no apparent reason and you need to go wipe it to sooth the urge, its normally "Cleft Oil" thats causing your problem, a mixture or fart and sweat and
whatever else might be in your ass crack.
Eg of 1.) Hey look at that seat!! that fat guys just
left and theres a "Cleft Oil" pattern of his ass on the
chair! Dirty cunt!
Eg of 2.) Man i've got an itchy ricker!! im gonna have to
go mop up the "Cleft Oil"...