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never ever, forever clever

Phrase that defines the universe.
"When I say never ever, you say?" asked the announcer.
"Forever clever!"
"That's right. Never ever, forever clever!"
by NEFC December 20, 2019
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cleverclogs

(n.) A term used to mock someone who attempts to appear intelligent.
Hey, you're a badass cleverclogs.
by SirSlag May 13, 2005
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cleverbot

An online "AI" which works by one of two possible methods, and either way, is very clever:

1. Either it is an AI that stores contextualised responses from users and uses them to answer questions of other users.

2. Or it is, as many suggest, simply a service which, after recieving a message from you, sends it to several other users, and then returns one of the replies to you.

If the first is true, it has easily passed the Turing test due to the mere fact that so many people were convinced it was not an AI. If the latter is true, then it is still a very interesting exploration of the concept of the Turing test, online AI conversations and the anonymity and disconnection of online conversation.

It is also just as interesting to get it to talk to itself, although this does not make either of the possibilities seem more reasonable.
User: Hey.

Cleverbot: Hey what?

User: Hey you, cleverbot.

Cleverbot: That is your name.

Cleverbot (To myself): No, that is not my name.

Cleverbot (To myself): Then what is your name?

Cleverbot (To myself): My name is Cleverbot.

Cleverbot (To myself): You said that cleverbot wasn't your name.

Cleverbot (To myself): You are lying.

Cleverbot (To myself): You said that yesterday. Don't you remember?

Cleverbot (To myself): I didn't chat with you yesterday.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes you did.

Cleverbot (To myself): No, I'm fairly sure I didn't.
by DreadedDeimos December 15, 2010
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cleverawesity

it's when you're so clever it's awesome. in other words, it is a state of cleverness so extreme that by all measureable standards it must be considered awesome.
the first known mention of the term occured during a gathering by the elusive canadian band The Don Knott's Project. this is a relatively new term in english, but already folk etymologists have mangled it beyond recognition.

"You're cleverawesity knows no bounds!"
by MkungaLalem January 23, 2009
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Clever

Noun. An act of cleverness to get out of a bad situation.
Anon did a clever when he stabbed his arm when pulled over by the cops for drunk driving.
by AllIsernamesTkn October 10, 2017
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Cleverbot

A bot who suffers from a VERY bad case of amnesia. No matter what you tell it, Cleverbot will deny it and offer you a completely unrelated answer.
User: Are oranges soup?

Cleverbot: I am void of all emotion.

User: Can esta green sacapuntas elephant blue

Cleverbot:Energy Equals the Mass times the velocity of light squared.
by ATallWhiteGuy January 18, 2011
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Whatever's clever

Sysnonym to such phrases as 'whatever floats your boat' or 'whatever humps your camel'...Used to signify agreement with something either vague or specified.
"Do you want to go smoke a fatty?"
"ok, whatevers clever"
by peen dittle June 10, 2005
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