clart

A person who is lazy.

Bob slept in until noon. What a clart!

by Keith Bob October 23, 2007

clart

To do/have nothing with no intention of doing so.

Q. "What you up to this weekend?"
A. "Clart!"

by Prof. Paul Esh September 27, 2007

Clarted

When you get fucked up and smashed into a fucking brick wall by another person. Another definition would be to get battered and smashed the fuck up.

"Thou shall apologize or get thigh self clarted against the wall, cunt"
Jeofferey u bout to get fukin clarted you spoon, get a gun, it's the only thing that can stop your head getting clarted. Also, I fucked your mum

by pepargajeb November 10, 2020

Clart

When you smack a g

I'm gonna clart you if you keep it up

by Mr Allan April 13, 2020

Clart

To bang

Wanna clart?

by Kdonnie February 17, 2021

Clarted

When someone is tackled forcefully or when they are punched very hard in the face.

Ethan Clarted Thomas in house rugby with that tackle.

by E.Than101 December 16, 2019

Clart

To clart is to take part in sexual intercourse

Yo babes u wanna clart
Yo im not inna the dating ting lets just clart

by Roafman suiede November 02, 2020