Clanger

Someone who is so skinny, their bones 'clang' together as they walk.

Man, that dude is a clanger, I can see his ribs sticking out.

by Jboni January 12, 2008

Clanger

An Australian word for the back bumper or just back of a car.

(being tailgated)
"Get off my clanger!"

by FHS Voltaire November 4, 2009

hif clanger

an unexpected erection that happens whenever.

hey guys suck my hif clanger

by hif clanger January 17, 2017

Brass Clangers

guts, bravado

coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, being met at the staircase by your wife, slapping her on the ass and having the brass clangers to say: "You're next."

by AH-1CobraPilot February 9, 2010

Drop a clanger

To say something innocent in an unfortunate context that causes it to become hurtful or otherwise controversial.

"These two guys are gay"
"Thanks for letting me know, it doesn't bother me but I wouldn't want to drop a clanger"

by AndyTheROo November 30, 2011

Tiny Clanger

During sex, participant A sticks a slide whistle up the anus of participant B. Participant B must then expel gas through their anus, hopefully making the slide whistle make a sound. If performed correctly this will sound like the character 'Tiny Clanger' from the iconic British children's TV show Clangers.

"How are you enjoying your new slide whistle?"
"It is great! Last night I was doing my wife and I gave her a Tiny Clanger."

by papa poop 2 July 29, 2009

Dropped a clanger

To generate an ungodly stench ether by a horrendous shit or fart.

Usually given as a warning or boast to others when exiting the toilet.

Jesus! someone dropped a clanger in the bog!

by Bricknutz December 17, 2011