Claphead

Clapped crackhead

Oi Jarvis you’re a claphead

by Natty wang October 24, 2018

craphead

a craphead is a dumbass that calls you names.

Agassi you are such a craphead.

by fatoni February 7, 2003

metroid-clamped-on-your-balls

the feeling an metroid newbie is supposed to get when playing metroid prime 2.

" (the game is pretty difficult). in fact, its just a smidge away from being too hard--newbies can expect a full-on, metroid-clamped-on-your-balls evisceration--but vets will undoubtedly enjoy the rich, meaty challenge."

by alex r November 16, 2004

clackhead

It's a crackhead, only said by some Haitian cabbie to Chev Chelios upon getting into the back of his cab in a disorderly state, before offering him some "Haitian sheet"

What matter with you, you fucking clackhead?

Get out of my cab, fucking clackhead.

Try this Haitian sheet, fucking clackhead.

by foogan April 5, 2009

craphead

See Bill Gates

by star8706 February 1, 2003

Clamped

A sexual act of pumping a females ass, mouth or vagina open with the male genitals

I clamped that girl so hard, Me and that bitch over there clamped, her hot mouth was clamped really tight on my balls, I'd so clamp that girl!

by Yellow pages October 21, 2010

clampade

the act of sucking your own penis

yo, what a clampade!

by shdghsdgshdghsdg November 13, 2011