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Leonard "J." Crabs

The attorney for the website Something Awful. Many have doubted his abilities as a lawyer, but somehow he manages to get the job done.
Leonard is your God now.
by Dark Chaos July 31, 2004
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Crabs Gotta Eat

When the boys are feeling rambunctious.

When the lads are keen for a spot of botha that may endanger the well being of others.
“Dude Chris was so wasted last night he tried to break into the circuit board at the bar.”

“Hey man, Crabs Gotta Eat sometimes.”
by Regis2014 July 9, 2021
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crabs-in-a-barrel

A syndrome where a group of like situated people hurt those in their community attempting to get ahead.

Often this is applied to people in an impoverished community where one person is starting to get ahead. The collective community becomes jealous or filled with a sense of self-loathing, so they find a way to pull that person back down to the community's level.
When harvesting crab, the crab as a group will pull down any crab that starts to climb out of the barrel in an attempt to be the first out of the barrel that holds them in, hence crabs-in-a-barrel.
by Sole Admiral December 30, 2009
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Face like a bucket of smashed crabs

A really fugly munter, a really ugly person, AKA The Elephant Man
Fuck me, I'm not shagging that has a face like a bucket of smashed crabs.
by Fishy Pie October 24, 2003
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crabs

crabs:A tiny bug like creature that will infiltrate the pubis maximus,and lead you to isle 3 at the local pharmacy for some blue ointment.
Use the "ol"blue ointment for the crabs dissapointment use it 4 a night and a day,oh it burns an it itches,but it kills them sons of bitches in that good old fashioned way.
by spikemeister45036 August 20, 2003
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cyber crabs

Crabs your computer get from sexual cybering activites. Cyber STD
That Cam Hoe gave me Cyber Crabs!
by Retardwithaspork July 21, 2007
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gooch crabs

When you have crabs in the area between your balls and asshole. Or if you a girl it is area between your vagina and asshole.But if your a girl a gooch is more referred too as a "choda"
Person #1: "My gooch has been itchy all day, and I had a shower."

Person #2: "Well than you probably have gooch crabs."
by Pavelski8 December 3, 2007
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