cuntry gravy

Ejaculate from a female south of the Mason Dixon line.

Dude that chick from last night gave me a full serving of some cuntry gravy. She was a squirter

by T-Dol October 15, 2008

cross cuntry skiing

When a person snorts cocaine out of a woman's cunt or a man's mancunt

-Do you want to go "skiing" tonight?
-Only if it's cross cuntry skiing

by Betty Thorny November 20, 2010

Cuntry

1. A very versatile word, punning on "cunt" and "country"; usually refers to a large congregation of people otherwise viewed as cunts. Emphasis must be placed on "cunt" when speaking in order not to confuse your listeners with its homonym "country".

2. On that note, there is also a distinct military or governmental association with the word, in the sense that "cuntry" can reference a sort of cavalry of cunts. Of course, the two definitions share much in common, and this second is only intended as a clarification.

"Do you see the CUNTry over at that table? They will *not* shut the fuck up about their hair."

by nonmerci April 15, 2009

Cuntry Hand Towel

When a female licks the piss off a dick.

Jenny cleaned my dick like a cuntry hand towel.

by MagicV July 15, 2016

cross cuntry

Someone who travels across country to penetrate as many cunts as possible.

I quit my job so I could travel cross cuntry with the hottest bitches around!

by GlazeHer March 14, 2017

cuntry

A geographical area filled with cunts.

-The Canadian Province Of Quebec Is A Cuntry hense it is full of cunts, more specificaly quebecunts.

by Karlbang October 10, 2005

cuntry boner

Maynard James Keenan's only way to describe his insane sexual fetish for country music artists. It's basically where his penis gets so hard that it is glowing red hot, then he goes and finds Wynona Judd and her mommy and really lays down the law of Maynards Dick.

I fucked Willie Nelson
I fucked him deep inside
I fucked Elvis Presley in the bathroom where he died
I fucked Dwight Yoakum

Johnny Cash grabbed his ankles and he hollered when I poked him
I fucked the Judds!
I fucked the Judds!

My cuntry boner...it won't go down!

by [e-mail] March 29, 2008