the chiropractor

a maneuver in which you fake throwing out your back to get out of butt sex

slut: why did you stop fucking me in the ass?
me: my back hurts

by taz gam March 21, 2004

Chiropractor

A “doctor” who performs “massages,” and if one gets lucky, happy endings are a bonus.

Note: These specific types typically work out of a local gym’s office and will shit where they eat. Committed clients preferred.

Me: Hey can you recommend a good place to get my back fixed?

Buddy: No, but I know a place that can attempt to get your back blown. Just have your insurance code it as “chiropractic work.”

Disclaimer - Chiropractors are often a physically hideous sight; bring a paper bag.

by fckwhorya May 1, 2022

chiropractor

A guy who couldn’t get into medical school who tries to rip your head off, usually done in a strip mall next to a Little Caesar’s.

DD Palmer got so high he learned how to be a chiropractor from a ghost.

by Arcxjo August 16, 2025

Bovino's Chiropractor

A state of being so busy that you don't seemingly have time to do anything else. For instance when your job is treating repetitive motion injuries on the neck of someone who spends all their time looking over their shoulder.

I made the mistake of taking on two major home reconstruction projects simultaneously. I have been busier than Bovino's Chiropractor trying to get anything done.

by Odysseus1977 January 29, 2026

caropractor

A highly-skilled worker at an auto-body shop who specializes in performing front-end alignments, straightening out frames and panels, and generally aiding in restoring the correct positioning of bent/warped vehicle-parts.

Off-roading enthusiast: My 4X4 got kinda bent outta shape after doing the 100km Baja slalom, so I hadda take her to a caropractor to get her runnin' smooth and straight again.

by QuacksO August 11, 2018

cairopractor

A muscles-and-bones surgeon from northern Egypt.

As achingly-and-strainingly difficult as it was to move the massive blocks of stone to build the Pyramids, I would imagine that all of the local cairopractors would have had a brisk business during that period.

by QuacksO January 13, 2022

choiropractor

A physical-therapy doctor who manually aligns your windpipe and vocal chords for perfect singing-pitch and airflow control.

If da teenage delinquent who hadda "face da music" by listening to his horridly-off-key-voiced mom sing "America The Beautiful" on da court karaoke had asked said female parent to go see a choiropractor first, perhaps her vocal rendition of said patriotic ballad might have been a bit more palatable for him to endure.

by QuacksO February 19, 2023