Chuf

A Male version of a Queef

Dude I chuffed last night

by Radiogoong March 30, 2020

Chuffed

being extremely relaxed, usually while high on marijuana

Yesterday you were so chuffed that you passed out on the couch all day.

by facelyft November 6, 2018

Chuffing

Masturbating, bashing one out

I hate it when my cat watches me chuffing

by Cuddlesthesexybeast2 March 15, 2014

chuf

A small blonde boy, usually in his teens, that follows larger groups of 'cool' people around and attempts to copy them.

"That Chuf is such a fairy"

by Big Gay Dave May 2, 2005

chuffing

The art of performing anal sex in the open countryside

'Where have you been all weekend?'
'Oh just went chuffing on a sheep farm.'

by PedroMG March 1, 2009

Chuffing

The act of giving head.

"She was chuffing me off last night and my mum walked in!"

by gaydar2010 February 21, 2010

chuf

A complimetary phrase, if applied in a positive sense (chuf up), given by someone if they see someone else do something that is funny/cool/really stupid.
Also an insult if applied in a negative sense (chuf down), if someone commits an act that is agreed by the surrounding people to be gay/douchy/fagatronic.
Also a rating scale. By "chuffing up", you increase your chuf rating on a scale that ranges from -6 to 6. If you have negative chuf, like Gary Miskovsky or Oprah, you are a dick.

<person commits an interesting/funny act>
"CHUF UP"

a person can also be defined by a chuf rating-
"That kid Gary is a negative 6 chuf"

by chuflover April 27, 2009