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by Things that grind my gears February 1, 2017
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jean christophe novelli

The sexy celebrity French chef who delighted women everywhere by making a come back on itv's Hells Kitchen. Fit!
girl 1: oh my god, look how hot that guy is
girl 2: yeah, thats Jean Christophe Novelli
by xXxNovelli-LoverxXx April 29, 2005
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Jean-Christophe

A sensitive boy with a sensible heart. He will always have an open ear for your conversations and a shoulder for you to rest your heavy head on when feeling down bad. He's very open minded and tries his best to work on his insecurities and weaknesses, all while being very open about them.

Jean-Christophe is also quite naïve, but in a good way! He's easily impressed by the smallest things and in order to piss him off you really need to irritate him big time!
In other terms: he's a natural. He's precious and will always try his best not to hurt your feelings :)
Girl: I'm feeling sad :(
Jean-Christophe: *Soft hug* Everything is going to be fine :)
Girl: Thank you Jean-Christophe! :')
by SucreRoux August 11, 2023
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Christopher Columbus

An Italian explorer who rediscovered a continent that most Europeans at the time had no previous knowledge of, and whose voyages set off further exploration and colonization of this "New World," resulting in his being credited for its discovery.
Things CAN be discovered more than once. In general, people in Europe didn't know about the Americas before Columbus' voyages, and the resulting colonization means that most of the people living in the Americas today are at least partially descended from Europeans. No one alive today who says that Columbus discovered America actually thinks the land was uninhabited when he found it. The proper understanding is that, from a eurocentric point of view, Christopher Columbus discovered America, which is true.
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Christopher Columbus

An italian admiral famous for having discovered the Salvador islands in october 1492. He reached his destination after over 70 days of navigation, and erroneously thought he landed in the eatern Indies, hence the term "Western Indies" to refer to America (which takes the name after another famous italian explorer, Amerigo Vespucci) and the use of "Indian" to refer to north american natives. Recently the image of Columbus was defiled by left leaning political agendas that labeled him as a murderous power hungry invader, yet despite this people always forget that without him the modern geopolitical landscape of the New World woudn't exist, including the USA. He was a great man who had the balls to venture through uncharted waters with the ever looming risk to never come back, and he deserves every bit of respect one could possibly give. Also despite Leif Eriksson having discovered modern Terranova 200 years earlier, he never created trade routes nor permanent colonies and thus his contribution to exploration can be considered negligible compared to Columbus.
Christopher Columbus' statue was recently defiled by a bunch of brainwashed rich college boys with guilt complexes
by sepia_officinalis April 16, 2021
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christopher bang

Christopher Bang
1. The Boy who loves everything and everyone, the boy that deserves the world
2. The one I love
Similar;
Best Leader, Perfection, Love, flirty, cute, hot, lovely, angel, angelic, every good property a human can own
Opposite;
Anything bad
1: Do you believe in Perfection?
2: Of Course I know Christopher Bang!
by Cxtty December 14, 2019
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