Word to describe oral sex towards a female or another phrase is male chowder or MC'ing, oral sex towards a male.
by Leinad eel nosbig August 01, 2011
by Curty August 21, 2006
by danbolling@adelphia.net March 12, 2005
Want to get together and rub chowders later?
Man your chowder is so small you must get shit all over you balls every time you take a dump.
I don't give a fuck what Les Claypool says, I got a bigger chowder than all yall mother fuckers.
Man your chowder is so small you must get shit all over you balls every time you take a dump.
I don't give a fuck what Les Claypool says, I got a bigger chowder than all yall mother fuckers.
by Rupe Ralphie December 04, 2010
An exorbitant amount of acne clustered together causing the on-looker to flinch back looking like he/she just sucked on a lemon. This results in a lowered hottness factor.
by Tyler February 08, 2005
A guy who can buss a nut through any means except vaginally even when wearing a condom cuz he's so freaked out about getting her pregnant.
Stacy thinks I got crazy stamina but it's just my clampt chowder.
It used to be a good problem but now Cherelle is starting to wonder about my clampt chowder.
It used to be a good problem but now Cherelle is starting to wonder about my clampt chowder.
by Summerbees November 03, 2011
Originally a military strategy, the Chowder Cow is a sexual act in which two sweaty obese men super-glued in the 69 position are thrown from a helicopter into a tornado while experiencing simultaneous projectile diarrhea and fellating one another. Each man's left thumb is deeply inserted into the other's anus, resulting in two powerful cone-shaped fountains of liquid feces spraying in opposite directions as the spiraling, wet mound of rippling fat and human excrement violently plummet towards earth, ending in a massive eruption of flesh, bones, organs, and various bodily fluids vaguely resembling a mixture of clam chowder and ground beef. If both men experience an Alaskan Firedragon at the exact moment they come in contact with the ground, it is known as a Chowder Dragon.
by myno January 22, 2013