Chimney Sweeping

When a heavy smoker deep throats a penis, and afterwards the penis is covered in black tar, mimicking the act of cleaning a chimney.

Jerome got a blow job from a 5 dollar hooker in the back alley, and upon pulling out screamed in terror as he saw the tar on his dick and realized he had been chimney sweeping that bitch.

by Dr. Cutyo Titzoff November 13, 2016

Chimney Snuffer

1. When a man soaks his penis with hard alcohol and lights it on fire, then his partner puts the fire out through oral sex.

My mouth hurts from the chimney snuffer I gave my boyfriend yesterday.

by Speedo_spink August 13, 2006

Mongolian Chimney Sweep

The sexual act in which, after a thorough reaming of a ladies ass, you flip her upside down and poop into her gaping butt cavity.

Last night I gave that skank whore the old Mongolian Chimney sweep and got crap all over the hotel.

by El Kroppo August 13, 2008

chimney butt bellows

When you're fucking a fat chick doggy style and her butt cheeks flap together like a chimey bellows, wafting butthole stank up towards your nose

She was cute for a fatty, but we had to break up on account of her chimney butt bellows

by Birdfeeder M.D. January 1, 2012

sweeping the chimney

The act of using one's finger or fingers to infiltrate and stimulate the external anal sphincter to cause sexual arousal

Christian was nervous at first about having his chimney swept but ended up actually really enjoyed it when Rose was sweeping the chimney.

by Thai Donuts with salt February 18, 2014

choney

Looking or being stupid.

That girl is so choney!!

by Ohmg! November 27, 2006

Chimney Sweeper

To force-feed ones hairy ball sack into the vertically positioned and open bung-tunnel of a friend or foe.

John - "Ok Jane, it's time for the Chimney Sweeper!"

Jane - "What's that?"

John - "Bend over and I'll show you."

Jane - "No John, really? Quit playing games and tell me."

John - "Sorry Jane, you're right. The Chimney Sweeper is where you take off your sweatpants, lay on your back, then roll your knees back until they touch your shoulders. This way your butt hole opens up and stares straight at the clouds above. Then I'll hover over your puckered poo packer and plunge both of my not-so-recently shaven jizz tanks past the event horizon of your turd socket. Duh!?"

Jane - "Oh dear. Are you serious?"

John - "Yes Jane, yes I am"

by Extra Normal April 4, 2009