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Houdini Chocolate Surprise 

Similar to the Houdini Cheesecake except when your mate comes out the closet he throws a bowl of chocolate ice cream, preferably with spinkles, in the girls face.
"Hey dude good job with the Houdini chocolate surprise last nite, your mum was well shocked."

strawberry chocolate surprise 

Strawberry chocolate surprise is when you have anal sex and pull out and there's blood and shit on ya dick.
Bob pulled his dick out of Mary's butthole and looked down in horror, realizing he had a strawberry chocolate surprise.

The Chocolate surprise 

when your partner is fucking you up the ass and shits on your dick( or fake dick)and you suck the shit off, and he sticks the rest up the vagina. then the partner eats out the shitty vagina, and likes it.
" Yo he didnt know The Chocolate surprise i had coming for him"

Strawberry Chocolate Surprise 

A sex act in which a guy gives anal to a chick on her period and then vaginally penetrates her before coming in her mouth.
Omg I got a strawberry chocolate surprise while I was banging my pharmacist.

Kinder Chocolate Surprise 

When your dog leaves you a surprise on the floor.... (shit).
"Man, why does my room stink so bad?"
"Maybe your dog left you a Kinder Chocolate Surprise somewhere?"

Miller Chocolate Surprise

When You Try Anal And Your Dick Comes Out With Shit On It
We Tried Anal And She Gave Me A Miller Chocolate Surprise