Chocolate Cake

When you hold a lighter to your ass in an attempt to far and create a flamethrower but instead you spew diarrhetic shit all over your hand.

Mark: Hey, y'all wanna see something funny?

John: Fucking gross! Mark just baked a chocolate cake.

by Asstral Projection July 30, 2025

Chocolate cake

A big black smelly sicky nigger ass, also very juicy and big, and it’s does clap

That’s a nice chocolate cake

by Conner James llll June 7, 2025

Chocolate Cake with Frosting

When a male defecates on a females chest and then follows this up with placing cum on top of said shit thus making a chocolate crap cake with cum frosting.

John: Hey dude, did you bang that girl last night?
Bob: Yeah and after she fell asleep I left a big Chocolate Cake with Frosting on her chest!
John: Oh man, that's gnarly, I feel bad for her.

by ThePoopDeck January 8, 2012

Chocolate Cake Delivery Man

This is an African American male, usually of a dark complexion very attractive usually called to perform sex services. A splackavellie

Hey Hey hey...dont cry baby...the Chocolate Cake Delivery man is here ready to give you that chocolate bar..with that smooth creamy Cocoa Butter...that natural protein to give your skin that morning glow...

by Keovani® October 24, 2007

chocolate cake shake

An awesome drink made by blending a peace of chocolate cake

I LOVE CHOCOLATE CAKE SHAKES

by DatGuy Miller November 20, 2019

Chocolate Cake Diplomacy

The passing on of bad news while sharing a delicious treat, hoping the listener with not fully grasp the news. A gastronomic smokescreen.

The seventeen year old boy employed the proven technique of Chocolate Cake Diplomacy, and told his parents that he had knocked up the neighbor girl, while serving them slices of a delicious, three layer chocolate cake that was " this high!".

by ElCommissioner April 21, 2017

Chocolate cake batter surprise

When you are baking a cake and run out of chocolate and decide to use your diarrhea as a substitute, but you don’t tell anyone and it is a surprise

He had a chocolate cake batter surprise after eating his friend’s cake. He ended up shitting it out the next day and making his own version of it.

by FireFuego May 20, 2025