Chooch Bagel

an insult to a person or persons, the meaning can be of anything to become an insult

"Your a Chooch Bagel." "That guy over there is acting like a Chooch Bagel." "What a Chooch Bagel, didn't even give me the right change."

by Chooch Master Flex February 3, 2010

chach bagel

Look up chach. But this is a conjuction of chach which means the person who is a said chach is more and/or less then a chach seeing as though they have a hole in them. Or this is a person who is a chach but they try to be a non-chach, if you will.

An example of a chach bagel is a person i've known for a while and his name is Steven Smitka.

by Razmo Teh Bazmo November 25, 2007

Chotch Baggle

A relatively friendly term, used to voice quiet disapproval or frustration when you are the butt of a joke. More generally though, a phrase used to describe someone who is "too cool for school."

You little chotch baggle, you may have won the battle. But I will win the next battle.

by Hooliovasquez November 24, 2010

chochbag

Someone who looks like Chochy on Happy Days, who is also a douchebag.

Billy thinks he's cool, but he's such a chochbag

by Andrew256 May 18, 2007

chochbag

(Noun) one who is an ass, idiot, douche bag, etc. This name has nothing to do with a scrotum, but is just a way to describe someone who is full of themselves.

Boris: It costs so much to fill up my Lambo at the station these days.

Bosco: That's because you haven't invented an electric car yet, you chochbag.

by Casey K. April 20, 2008

Chooch on a Bagel

A game where a group of men over the age of 43 masturbate around a single bagel. They release their semen onto the bagel as fast as possible. The last man to ejaculate is dubbed “The Pussy Fish” and must eat the bagel whole. This game may only be performed if every player is crying.

That game of Chooch on a Bagel got really intense last night, I’m glad I let out all of my tears.

by Memelordicus July 3, 2019