Chebagger

C ute
H andsome
E xciting
B eautiful
A mazing
G orgeous
G et er done.
E xquisite
R oad Kill

Dude. That chick is such a Chebagger. You should tap that.

Dude. My girl is so awesome, shes definitly a chebagger.!

by ktc17. April 19, 2010

cobag

A person so useless as to no longer be called a douche bag, AKA Colostomy Bag

Larry is such a waste of life, the dude is a total cobag.

by Pacifichigh December 13, 2008

choxaggeration

a claim made by someone you know who has a history of making outlandish claims, each one more outlandish than the last, which in most cases cannot be humanly, let alone physically, possible, yet are presented as the honest-to-god truth. bonus points if such claims are not witnessed by any other person and cannot be disproven and therefore are presented as irrefutable.

pronounced the same as "exaggeration."

dude #1: "wow, what a night. i think we drank too much. that tenth shot of patron was a bad idea."
dude #2: "that' last night i drank an aquarium full of beer."
dude #1: "whatever man."
dude #2: "i haven't had that much to drink since i drank 45 bottles of vodka...."
dude #1: (silence)
dude #2: "...in 2 minutes."
dude #1: "fool, stop with the choxaggeration!!!

by metaoober January 31, 2008

chobalingus

The act of licking a yogurt lid.

"Before eating Greek yogurt, I like to perform chobalingus."

Before eating Greek yogurt, I like to perform chobalingus.

Chobalingus is the best part of eating a yogurt.

by DJDanB February 21, 2014

Chobanied

When the bus driver beats the shit out of the freshman who spills his Chobani yogurt all over the bus... Everywhere

Look at this incompetent fool getting Chobanied because he was hungry, *snickers

by LaCarpettron November 18, 2015

Chobani surprise

A Chobani surprise is defined as an event where another person forcefully feeds Greek yogurt to an unwilling recipient, resulting in yogurt spilling onto the recipients clothing. It is also considered by some to be a double entendre for an unwelcome or unexpected sexual act that soils clothing.

"Did you hear about how Chris gave Philly the 'ole Chobani surprise over the weekend?? Man, was he upset about his sweater!"

by Little Dark Princess January 20, 2023

chobani

When you poop and it feels so good you pop a boner .

"Just got home from Chipotle...shit so hard I popped a Chobani."

by thatgypsytobi August 20, 2014