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izzie: isn’t that an sti
abigail: no
amy: no
isla: no
izzy: no
jodi: no
izzie: oh okay
izzie: isn’t that an sti
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izzy: no
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izzie: oh okay
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And that’s really all there is to it.
harvey: “all you ladies pop your pussy like this, shake your body, don’t stop, don’t miss”
simon: “just do it, do it, do it, do it, do it now, lick it good, suck this pussy just like you should”
I am not confused.
I am not “going through a phase”
I am not invisible.
I am not unfaithful.
I am not alone.
i’m chlamydia.
And that’s really all there is to it.
harvey: “all you ladies pop your pussy like this, shake your body, don’t stop, don’t miss”
simon: “just do it, do it, do it, do it, do it now, lick it good, suck this pussy just like you should”
by harveyweinstein September 30, 2018
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