Chlamydia

Adds flavour

"do you have chlamydia? thats okay, it adds flavour baby girl"

by omoreos. April 18, 2023

Chlamydia

When a friend decides Calamity (Fornite) sounds like the STD so they arrogantly call the players with the Calamity skin this.

Whoa, look at the Chlamydia over by Tilted Towers

by Press F for Anarchy Acres October 9, 2018

Chlamydia Chowder

The thick, chunky discharge resulting from a bad case of the aforementioned sexually transmitted disease.
(see also: Split Herpes Soup)

"I had to change underwear seven times already today because of some serious chlamydia chowder."

by buttfinger December 9, 2013

mexican chlamydia

a form of chlamydia in which the penis grows a sombrero and then falls off

Yeah, I was worried because my crotch was itching while i was in Mexico. - George
Yeah, you probably got Mexican Chlamydia. -Jordan

by Fiegizzl July 16, 2006

Chlamydia Gold

Rare South Korean exotic car designed my K.O. Motors in 2012. Although extremely rare and expensive due to the high level of custom fabrication, uses a common Hyundai as a base.

-Is that a Chlamydia Gold?
-Naw, it's just another knock off Hyundai.

by ʇᴉ ʇsol ǝʌ,I January 26, 2015

Chlamydia Shorts

Skanky, ripped, short shorts that signify a woman is morally loose and likely an incubator of a sexually-transmitted disease, especially chlamydia.

That party was full of slutty chicks, rocking their chlamydia shorts and spray-tans.

by The Grimm Reaper June 19, 2014

Chlamydia Test

If a male puts his finger into his ear and then inserts in her vagina and a sneeze occurs it is scientific fact that she is positive for chlamydia. Also known as the Chlamydia test according to the surgeon general.(1992)

I was fingering this chic on my couch and gave her the chlamydia test. She sneezed so I let her give me an hj and told her to go see the doctor.

by tasty gooch!!! May 22, 2010