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chizitelu

Very gorgeous British girl that is always real with anyone/anything around her.if you do not return her 100 percent real attitude with honesty and devotion too,she is likely to go of on you.
Be like chizitelu.
by shouting power December 22, 2016
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Coultard chinitis

A physical handicap, characterised by an extremely wide chin. The affliction is named after Mclaren Grand Prix driver, David Coultard, who has the most serious case documented thus far.
News just in; Grand Prix driver, David Coultard has been sacked by racing outfit Mclaren. It was said that pre-season testing had not gone well as planned, as Coultard's battle with chinitis, had left the team with an aerodynamic quandry. Apart from modifications having had to be made to the wind tunnel, in order for the Grand Prix veteran's chin to have enough clearance room, adjustments to the rear wing were fruitless, as they could not compensate for chin mediated resistance and drag factors.
Team owner Ron Dennis said: "David and I have discussed the decission at length. It is unfortunate. I do not want to sound uncompassionate, but there is literally no room for chinitis in motor sport"
Coultard is said to be undergoing chinitis treatment, starting with a chin hypoplasmia opporation. If all goes well, Coultard can expect a 5 inch reduction in chin girth. This may tept Minardi into offering him a contract, although possible contraindications to the proceedure such as massively increased testicular size, may hinder entrance and exit from the cock pit.
by Finesilver January 17, 2005
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chinita eyes

Chinita eyes are eyes that resemble the slanted eyes of Asiatic peoples, HOWEVER, chinita eyes 90% of the time refers to a Latina who has "chinky" or chinita type eyes. In most cases, the girls are Mexican but could also refer to girls of Taina heritage from Puerto Rico and Dominican Republic, and of course, to the very indigineous women of countries like Peru, Bolivia, and Ecuador.
Dang chula you got some bangin chinita eyes!
by Fucking Urbandictionary July 28, 2006
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chizzity

The act of getting so stoned that you've gone beyond the mortal plane of existence... or just being really high.
Duuuuuude, im so f'in chizzity chizzity chopped dawg
by Lord Hasenpfeffer March 3, 2018
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chizitalu

She's a really funny girl. Sometimes she can be stupid and strongheaded but she always knows how to make someone smile. She is quite ridiculous too and is a rich babe but doesn't show it. She is really pretty and modest too.
"Don't mind her, she is such a Chizitalu!"
by Kbae16 September 6, 2021
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chizitere

she is a loving type mostly lazy and sexually attractive, good heart ,easily forgives,beautiful smile,hardly gets angry.
glutton,like cheap things but love expensive things,the seductive type,usually sourounded by people,loves everybody like family,easily heartbroken but can't stop loving
can u act a little more like chizitere
by cold whistle August 30, 2018
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emma chizit

abbreviation of "how much is it?". usally used by bogans.
Neil: "emma chizit that sausage roll?"
Jenna: "buck fiddy"
by flash flood September 19, 2007
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