nirvana chillaxage

Noun. The state of not existing, yet still being concious, like a living thought or idea. The ultimate relaxation. Comes from Nirvana, meaning paradise, and chillax, meaning to relax

The ultimate dream of all slackers is to achieve nirvana chillaxage

by Johnny Walker Black February 2, 2005

Chillbanging

Chilling, relaxing, bumming around at home.

Agnes: Heyyy waddup man?
Tom: Just chillbanging.
Agnes: I wish I was as cool as you.

by nicoleface October 18, 2008

Chillaxatron (s)

A group of Trons who's ability to Transform from respectable professionals into a ridiculous set of appalling individuals sets them apart from their peers. Fuelled by alcoholic beverages obtained in a monetary exchange for goods type transaction, they chillax by holding impromptu dance offs and having epileptic fits in nightclubs. Savvy?

1. "It's 5 o clock. Ok, Chillaxatrons, TRANSFORM!!!"

2. "Those homies are dowwwwn wit the kids fo'sho mo'fo. I wish i had a sack that could take so much Jack as that/those Chillaxatron (s). Testify!"

3. "The chillaxatrons have just walked in.."
"Hey Sub Prime, I call you out. Dance off, here and now. Do we have an accord?"
"Word. Shizzle that Nizzle G".

by gaztopfunkatropolous January 9, 2009

chillaxative

Metaphorically speaking, a "drug" a person will tell another to take when their level of stress or aggression reaches profound heights in which it is now useless to merely tell them to "chillax".

"It's no big deal, dude... You're girl came onto me, but I didn't put it all the way in, so just take a chillaxative!"

by atom project April 10, 2008

Chillaxabating

Chillin, and relaxing while you are mastubating

I was so Chillaxabating on the couch last night.

by Krandy May 8, 2010

chilland

chilling whilst standing keep still and maybe lean against something. if there are no chairs about and you don't want to sit on the floor stand relaxingly.

me and some home boys were once chillanding in some woods.
we can chilland whilst drinking.

by spaced out jerry March 30, 2009

chillaxativin

The act of sitting (or "chillin") by, or on, a toilet for hours on end after the consumption of a laxative.

"Hey man, you wanna come play cod tonight?"
"Nah man, I'm just chillaxativin here for the night."

by psammn November 19, 2011