Cheesing the mouse

The act of eating cheesy snacks and licking your fingers while working on your computer, thus dropping crumbs all in the keyboard and building up snack crud on the mouse.

I was going to use his computer but he's been cheesing the mouse so long it's too gross to touch.

by urser December 26, 2008

cheesing out

When someone has an unusually large smile on their face for some reason, teeth shown, like a 3rd grader asked to say cheese for a school picture

Look at tommy man, cheesing out, fool defiantly got laid last night

by Mandel21 March 11, 2009

cheesing me

When something happens that you think was some bull crap

2k is cheesing me for real

Did that really just happen,that's some cheese

by 2k's words defined November 28, 2016

Cheesing

Doing something incredibly difficult in a way that makes said task unfairly easy, generally used in gaming.

Bro I'm cheesing this Dark Souls boss! He can't even get me from here!

by cock? June 6, 2020

cheesing

adj. Used to describe a person with an uncontrolable grin usually caused by a mischievious act of their own doing or as a result of drug use.

If you aren't stoned, why are you cheesing?

by poo eater May 3, 2003

Cottage Cheesing

Cottage Cheesing is when you suck off an old guy and then spit the cum into a jar, let it harden, then chisel it out and smoke it. Then as your smoking it, it runs down your throat giving you a warm sensation throughout your entire body. It is called "cottage cheese" Because as it's settling in the jar it resembles cottage cheese.

Guy #1: Hey man, want to go cottage cheesing?

Guy #2: Sure I know where a bunch of old guys hang out, it's a great spot!

Guy #1: Awesome! I'm starting to run out of cum!

Guy #2: Ya me too!

by MarkLP May 11, 2010

cheesing

A word that went from 2 definitions to 37 definitions on UD in just one day. Thanks to Trey and Matt.

South park aired an episode where Kenny got high off of cat pee and they called it cheesing. Now every South Park/Urban Dictionary freak like me has to add his/her/it's definition.

by Jerry Lambert March 27, 2008