ched

a portmanteau for chat dead; used when a groupchat has been quiet regardless of how long it's been quiet for

Person 1: ched
Person 2: it's been 2 minutes since the last message you dunce

"Hm, it's pretty ched in here. I better send something to spice it up."

by Inregium November 21, 2020

Ched

When it’s cold

Put a jacket on its ched outside

by Username input March 13, 2023

cheds

a nickname for police officers

"Watch your speed driving home tonight man, I hear the cheds are on the prowl."

by B Kramer January 19, 2008

CHED

Going asleep in a chair

Friend : want to play a game
me : nah im going ched

by Blitzle December 27, 2016

ched

Someone who would sleep on a bed made out of multiple chairs

Did you see where Jake slept last night?" "What a ched.

by Tim Tebrow January 7, 2011

Ched

The sound a sick shot in lax, soccer, etc. makes when it strikes the net. Usually only applies for top corner or top "ched" shots. The noise is most evident when the seam is hit on lax nets.

That shot was some fine ched

by Chedseeking May 18, 2011

Ched

A ched is the ultimate human being and cannot be surpassed in anything he does. He also has a big dick

Damn is that Ched?

by C39248 December 15, 2018