chalga

Chalga is mostly common in Bulgaria.The best music for rejects who like cheap achohol.To be a chalga singer you need to have:
gigantic breasts
awful voice
no brain
making sex and adventure
wearing clothes so tight your going almost naked

There are cetrain chalga clubs in Bulgaria who are visited by these monsters.Here are just some of the bitches:
Ivana
Preslava
Mara otvarachkata
Azis(he was gay!)
and many,many more.(just see payner for more examples)
If you hear chalga stay away!There is nothing good about that music!

by XDangerXpoisonX November 7, 2009

chalga

Very shity music made by Bulgarian low-inteligent musiciants adicted to low-quality alcohol and preformed by guipsies and retarded whors(most often blond).The lyrics are cheesy and doesn't ring any bells...at all

(translation of a chalga lyr)
Oh bathroom,oh joy
the village bathroom is the greatest joy!

by Victor 6taigata February 20, 2005

chavganistan

Rather like chavistan or chavdad but with just the right number of syllables.

A place occupied by the scallyban

I'm not going to that fast-food outlet because it's chavganistan in there. There really is a scallyban regime going on in there.

by Jigs got a passport June 11, 2006

Chastained

The event in which a race car driver spins or crashes as a result of NASCAR Cup Series driver Ross Chastain's actions on the racetrack.

Popularized by fellow competitor Kyle Busch following an incident at Richmond Raceway on August 14th, 2022, the term has been used widely among NASCAR fans who have witnessed the alarming number of casualties caused by the hands of Chastain.

Earning a reputation as a highly talented but overly aggressive driver, the eighth-generation watermelon farmer has made several on-track rivals during his short time driving for competitive teams in NASCAR. His balls-to-the-wall racing style could possibly be linked to his time driving for underfunded teams on his journey to the NASCAR Cup Series, during which he clawed for every position in the running order.

"I love Ross Chastain. He’s a really good race car driver, but he’s got to find a way...to run these races without constantly making contact." - Jeff Burton

"We were Chastained this week. We were his victim this week." - Kyle Busch

"Insert Driver Name Here just got Chastained." - NASCAR Fans on any given weekend

by racetrackk1ng August 22, 2022

Tang Chasa

Vagina that tastes good and smells fresh. Untainted by the manly splooge.

Man I had some good Tang Chasa this weekend. Tasted delicious.
The opposite of horrible tasting. Horrible = (Whores which have been cream pied far to many times).

by Hooker Man March 15, 2010

chalga

Not particularly sophisticated music by (often) not particularly sophisticated composers, writers, and performers, mostly targeted at not particularly sophisticated listeners with 1/2" foreheads and no necks (insurance business folks, cops, cheap alcohol addicts, etc.)

Features cheesy lyrics and primitive melody, bearing superficial resemblance to traditional Bulgarian folk music.

From Turkish "chalga" meaning popular music (or sort of - corrections welcome.)

Ooooh Tiger Tiger
Do you have the dough
Do you have the dou-U-u-u-Uu-u-ugh
Pretty chicks for you

by Filan Kishiqta April 8, 2005

chalga

I'm from Bulgaria, and chalga is the most stupid, idotic,and frankly fucked up music style in the world. Listened usually after consuming large amounts of cheap alcohol. Authors: untalanted, Singers: Stupid as hell, usually female, sometimes gay if male, and with enough silicon(if female or gay) in their breasts to make at least 800 computer chips.

Example for chalga:
A doggy drags a bus,(Kuche vlachi reis,)
A doggy drags a bus.(Kuche vlachi reis.)
o.0

by Martin Georgiev(stress on the i-s) August 30, 2008