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chapelle

-Actor Dave Chapelle of 'Chapelle show' fame that airs on Comedy Central. Started out doing stand up, now is head writer and actor on his own show. Just signed a $55 Million dollar contract for only two years of his show - worth it.
That russel peters bitch is no chapelle.
by dkirk22 September 26, 2006
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Chapelling

To look at someone else’s phone and read their messages without them knowing.
Stop chapelling James.”
by Byorden April 20, 2018
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Chanello

A) A blend of the word "Chanel" and "hello." First heard in Sex and the City by Anthony Merentino (Mario Cantrone) upon entering Chanel.

B) used upon discovery of a fantastic piece of clothing/jewelry/etc.
Say chanello to my new pair of jimmy choos!
by slipperyslope21 August 17, 2010
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Capello

A system of football management that whilst playing in the 21st century, insists on a line-up from the 1980's
No worries guys, we have a capello line-up, we will only loose by 3 goals....and the upside....I still get paid no matter the result....(see bankers bonuses)
by Vic Wintergreen June 30, 2010
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Fabio Capello

1. An Italian football (soccer) manager which the England National Football Team hired to manage/coach the squad.

2. Can't speak English. At all. Max 100 words.

3. No player is willing to purchase Rosetta Stone for him.

4. When he is done incoherently rambling, Frank Lampard usually takes the squad out and tries his best to coach them. Then they go out for beer and leave Rooney behind because nobody likes Rooney.
Fabio Capello: Ehhhh........ Ehhhhhh.......... you Ehhhh.......... you kick de ehhhh.... Ball? Ehh.......... into .......Goal.

Frank Lampard: Alright, none of us understood what he said, so I'll try me best to manage the squad. Uhh.. let's scrimmage, play a 3-4-3 with this group and ehh.. 4-3-3 over here. Go.

John Terry: Or..... we could go to the pub grab some beers heh lads?

Lampsy: Sounds good to me.

Wayne Rooney: Can I come, lads?

Lampsy & JT: No. Nobody cares for you.

Wayne: *goes to cry in corner*
by RetroGamesAreBetter November 14, 2011
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Chapelle Defense

Used to describe when someone is being racists, homophobic or transphobic but they have a friend of the group they are targeting who said it is ok so they are doing nothing wrong.
Ricky Gervais at the Apollo Theater:

Welcome everyone, especially all you niggers in the front row seats. Tt must have been very hard to afford tickets with all your family responsibilities, oh who am I kidding we all know you are still out getting smokes - don't worry I asked my one black friend and they said this shit is funny so I am not being racist - it is called the Chapelle Defense.
by knives and tulips October 14, 2021
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chapelle

To chapelle a joke, is to steal someones joke and make it shitty..
Wow, that was way funnier when Owen first told that joke. He really chapelled the shit out of it.
by Aetred August 29, 2019
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