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catheter sex

Ending up in emergency after drinking oneself to borderline death and requiring various vitamins and fluids and a catheter inserted as so one can recover without moving from their bed
Man, Buck got so fucking lights out Saturday he ended up on fluids in hospital copping some catheter sex
by Macktown November 28, 2018
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The French Catheter

While getting a blow job from someone with a stoma you put your finger over the stoma to increase the suction.
Debbie wasn’t getting a good seal on Joe, so she gave herself the French catheter and finished the job like a pro.
by anonymous July 21, 2022
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blackbelt in catheterism

a nurse who is expert at putting in catheters
doris was very suspicious. as kevin said he was inserting the catheter she noticed both his hands were on her shoulders. "don't worry doris, it's ok. I've got a black belt in catheterism"
by theWestHamfan December 27, 2003
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Catheter

doctor: it's time for your catheter!
old guy: NO! JUST FUCKING KILL ME!
by Dat Cat June 17, 2020
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CATheter

The way a Bonsai Kitten goes to the bathroom.
Dave: "How do those cats take a dump?"

Brandon: "They use a CATheter."
by Pooper Dave July 20, 2008
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cathetering

A sexual practice where urine is taken out from the bladder using a catheter, and replaced with wine or other alcohol. The fluid is then sucked from the man's penis.
"Hey, Joe's cathetering tonight! Bring your booze and get ready to slurp!"
by Arra November 3, 2005
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Clhitler

When u shave your pussy and just leave a short landing strip so it looks like the moustache as Hilter had it, we call it Clhitler, a mix from the Words Clitoris and Hilter.
Hey how is your pubic Hairstyle today, have u done the Clhitler?
by Dynsch November 17, 2015
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