by thenaijaflavour January 1, 2018
Get the Cassava mug.A county in California...it's really small, really boring, and really gay. Lots of pot heads because there's nothing to do, and we get days out of school to celebrate a fair that jumps frogs. We have a pow wow which is a show for rocks, and lots of out county is just feilds. We have really curvy roads which we all drive like crazy on. It takes us a few minuets to get to a lake, but 45 to an hour to get to a mall, movie or anything fun. Lots of cows, cool sunsets, lots of deputies...yes deputies, that don't get us in trouble for shit. We all say dude, chick, awesome, man, weird, fag and yeah a lot.
calaveras county kid: Dude you wanna go to the Frog Jump and smoke some pot behind the bathrooms?
calaveras county kid2: what man? hahaha im so stoned
calavreas county kid3: yeah man, awesome!
city kid: wtf is a frog jump?
calaveras county kids 1, 2, 3:hahaha you're so lame
calaveras county kid2: what man? hahaha im so stoned
calavreas county kid3: yeah man, awesome!
city kid: wtf is a frog jump?
calaveras county kids 1, 2, 3:hahaha you're so lame
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A bunch of hooligans residing around Calavera Mountain. Also referred to as the holy lands. Home of the Calavera Cids.
by Jperp17 September 23, 2019
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Get the Calaveron mug.the other definition of this county is totally wrong and they dont know what they are talking about they are prolly depressed an need to go to the doctor, calaveras county is located about 1 and 1/2 hours east of sacramento, with small towns like Valley Springs and San Andreas. Alot of retirees come here to settle down in life and some of there kids hate it. But maybe those kids that bitch alot should just learn to drive, honestly calaveras county isnt that badd, it peaceful, quite, not as much crime as the city, if you hear badd things about it, its just from those little wanna be gangstas that think there from the bay area an never even seen the ocean, lots of people from the city like it up here an the driving is way easier then the city
Alot of these stupid kids in Calaveras county think there little gangsters and pose by saying words like thizz and ride the yellow bus, but really they are from calaveras and its not a thing to be shamed of.
by xeno1033 January 1, 2006
Get the calaveras county mug.also referred to simply as countess, casa is a woman that enjoys the simple things in life: churro-ing her hair, blowing kisses at strangers, collecting zoos, chess tournaments where she plays herself, being followed around with a parasol, eating salmon from the silver dish they used in the Shiba cat food commercials, talking down to people, charity work, painting the town red, and force-cuddling dink.
One time at customs, they asked Countess Casavajones for her passport. She laughed, threw boiling hot tar on them, screamed do you know who i am, and left.
by The Sandlot May 10, 2009
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