Possibly THE best techno artist out there. She is from Germany and wrothe 1 of the biggest songs of '06, "Everytime We Touch."
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by ~*Cait99*~ April 29, 2006
Get the cascada mug.A very popular, mainstream, and over rated artist hailing from Germany. Although countless people will sit there and exclaim how she's the "best techno artist out there," GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT. Not only is her music not "techno," but her songs aren't even her own, and they all sound exactly the same. Same beat, same loops, same everything. No freaking originality.
First, her genre would be classified as "Euro-Dance," or, better yet, as Cheese. Because really, when you sit there and play "Everytime We Touch" and scream "I LOVE TECHNO!!!" at the top of your lungs, you don't, you little poser. You're just off obsessing over a song that came out years ago and isn't even all that great. Listen to her songs and finally realize that they are the cheesiest forms of electronic music out there.
Cascada is, without a doubt, someone who only strengthens the traditional stereotype of how all electronic music sounds the same.
First, her genre would be classified as "Euro-Dance," or, better yet, as Cheese. Because really, when you sit there and play "Everytime We Touch" and scream "I LOVE TECHNO!!!" at the top of your lungs, you don't, you little poser. You're just off obsessing over a song that came out years ago and isn't even all that great. Listen to her songs and finally realize that they are the cheesiest forms of electronic music out there.
Cascada is, without a doubt, someone who only strengthens the traditional stereotype of how all electronic music sounds the same.
Poser: WHEEE! I love this song! Everytime Time We Touch is the best techno song ever!! Cascada is my favorite techno artist!!!
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Get the Cașcabral mug.Possibly the worst "techno" artist out there. Cascada is not techno however is euro-trance, also known as cheese trance, because of the use of recycled loops. Everytime We Touch is not the biggest songs of 2006, that's because it was already made in 1992 by Maggie Reilly. Everytime We Touch is nothing spectacular because it's just a bunch of recycled junk. She did not write it, however just "remade" it for all those pre-teens squirming for attention who just don't know the difference between real "techno" and Cascada. Unforunately, she continues to recycle old tunes like never before and continues to become one of the most infamous groups to degrade the sound of electronic dance music.
Let me restate the definition of techno:
Techno: A word describing a genre of electronic music that sprung up in detroit and europe around the same time (early 80's). Was (and Is) characterized by a 4/4 drum kick beat (varies), mechanicalistic effects and drum patterns from drum machines and synths, occaisional bassline, melody of various kinds, and a repititive feel.
Please, those of you who do use the word techno for everything electronic--don't. (credit to psytrancer)
And for the record, Cascada is not the best techno artist, they do not fit under the techno category, you dolt.
Let me restate the definition of techno:
Techno: A word describing a genre of electronic music that sprung up in detroit and europe around the same time (early 80's). Was (and Is) characterized by a 4/4 drum kick beat (varies), mechanicalistic effects and drum patterns from drum machines and synths, occaisional bassline, melody of various kinds, and a repititive feel.
Please, those of you who do use the word techno for everything electronic--don't. (credit to psytrancer)
And for the record, Cascada is not the best techno artist, they do not fit under the techno category, you dolt.
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