by leccksee&larry April 24, 2020
When you have sex with no foreplay, and you're dry as hell, so you get a burn on the inside of your vagina.
by fatassskellyprice January 11, 2021
A rash or skin chafing as a result of exposure to the Brillo-like pubic hairs of someone of Middle Eastern descent.
"Why won't she blow me?"
"Because she doesn't want to wake up with a magic carpet burn on her upper lip, you dirty towelhead"
"Because she doesn't want to wake up with a magic carpet burn on her upper lip, you dirty towelhead"
by John asdfaa January 25, 2009
by Alrier July 7, 2019
The extremely painful reaction that occurs when acidic sex juices leak onto freshly shaven genitals. (usually in reference to a woman's juices)
"Babe, you gave me carpet burn last night. You need to think about drinking some alkaline water."
"I gave myself carpet burn when I masturbated in the shower."
"I gave myself carpet burn when I masturbated in the shower."
by hogthehedge September 26, 2014
When you rub your pubic hair against a surface, whether accidental or purposeful, and it causes a burning sensation.
Person 1: "I slid across the AstroTurf today and my shorts fell down, gave myself a Pubic Carpet Burn."
Person 2: "Sounds painful man."
Person 2: "Sounds painful man."
by Irashmun September 24, 2018