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credit carding the soap

When you take a bar of soap and slide it between your ass cheeks to clean them. This is commonly done at hotels when the toilet user forgets to bring wet wipes, makes a mess, and has no access to a bidet. So, the alternative is to take a shower, wash off the excess with water, and swipe the hotel bar of soap between your ass cheeks (like a credit card) to clean them.
Friend 1: You were in the bathroom a while; are you alright?
Friend 2: Yeah, I was credit carding the soap. I got food poisoning, and I forgot to bring wet wipes AND get a hotel room with a bidet.
Friend 1: We all make mistakes sometimes.
by BoberryBaggins February 15, 2025
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Credit carding

Where you slide your fingers in someone's ass crack. It is a form of sexual assault
Oh man I just credit carded that lady. I'm going to jail :(

Maybe credit carding isn't the way
by EmmyAnim July 29, 2025
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Caring uncle Minpict

A well known phrase often used to describe caring people who give off uncle vibes and could easily be named Minpict
Greg Davies can only be described as Caring uncle Minpict
by Minpict November 29, 2021
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Cardinal wiseman

A catholic school that is full of slags and has no good teachers or students
Person: Hey do you want to go to cardinal wiseman
Me: Ew no why would I go there it’s crap.
by A cardinal student January 16, 2019
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Cardinal Mix

The act of mixing 4 or more strains of marijuana into a sesh bowl. Best enjoyed in a blunt, bong or joint.
Person 1: Oi surely we roll a blunt?
Person 2: Cardinal Mix?
by KuntSmugla(^。^) December 20, 2020
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Curding

When someone repeats phrases twice when exchanging pleasantries. Commonly practiced in the state of Wisconsin.
Guy: How you doing today son?
Son: Doing good, doing good...

Curding
by Looper m January 18, 2013
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cardinal heights

A school in sun prairie, wi, just outside of madison where way too many middle schoolerssmoke weed
Person 1: Hey, you hear about that fight at cardinal heights?
Person 2: Which one? There were 5 this week.
Person 1: The third. Wanna smoke some weed?
by Ooga booga 34 February 23, 2019
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