wool cardigan

This is the most dangerous, germ infested, garment of a hipster's attire. Touching one of these gives you a serious chance of suffering from hipsterpes, especially if found in a thrift store (crack house for hipsters). In fact, the virus responsible for hipsterpes originated from the hipstersheep, who were bred for their organic wool. Do not be tempted by the nice colors or artistic scenery woven into the fabric, this is a mere tactic to make you want to approach the said cardigan, therefore increasing you risk of contracting hipsterpes.

Actual inscription on the label of a wool cardigan "Caution, may cause hipsterpes"

by MasterofAwesome January 14, 2011

Cardigang

A group or gang of people wearing cardigans.

"Look at that cardigang walking down the street. They look super hip."

by Charlotti January 27, 2013

Cardigan Man

A man who walks around late at night in an unsightly cardigan.

Hey Tom theres the cardigan man lets egg him

by peter hodkinson December 14, 2008

Jesus Christ in a cardigan sweater

1. An exclamation used when in pain or shock.

2. The indie Jesus.

1. Guy: "Jesus Christ in a cardigan sweater! That fucking hurt!"

2. Person: "So I ran into Jesus at Urban Outfitters today..."

by Lunar Escape January 11, 2009

Cardigan

A slang word used by hippies, tree-huggers, and a select few unnaturally awesome human beings, to describe an event (usually an outdoor adventure) in the most preposterous, beastly, epic way.

CARDIGAN can also be broken down to describe 73.9% of the average hippie's vocabulary:

C-ool

A-wesome

R-adical

D-ope

I-cey

G-narly

A-ce

N-autical

I'm sure none of these kids at the ski hill have any idea how totally Cardigan our day is going...

by JaylebC July 3, 2011

Cardigans

A debatably one-hit wonder band most popularly known for their song "Lovefool."

A common response to asking about this band:

"Man, do you know the Cardigans?"
"What's that?"

by jonoitaliano December 6, 2006

Cardigan Party

A party where the guests are all your cardigans, and you sip martinis (or other highbrow alcoholic beverages) and your cardigans come to life, and like, hang out with you.

Hey Melissa Joan-Hart, want to come to my Cardigan Party? Don't forget to bring that delightful alpaca-wool double-breasted button up!

by katiebluebird December 30, 2010