caucasianormative

The presumption (often subconscious) that a person is white by default.

Alice: Can you hand me the skin colored crayon?
Bob: Skin colored? What is this, 1955? Which skin color? Do you mean goddamn apricot? How caucasianormative!

by !xois July 26, 2016

Circadian Terrorism

1. The blatant use of disruption to keep a group or individual from falling or staying asleep.

2. To cause disorder in one's circadian rhythm as a result of direct or indirect obstreperous actions.

John: Hey Steve, are you alright? You look like hell...

Steve: Not really man, I was up all night studying for finals. I finally went to bed around 4:00 AM only to be awoken at 7:30 AM by an act of circadian terrorism.

John: What do you mean?

Steve: Well, my neighbor seems to enjoy hiring bands of workers to stand outside my bedroom window before the crack of dawn and hammer things.

John: Wow, that fucking sucks.

Steve: Yeah.

by big tall giraffe December 18, 2010

Caucasiaphile

Men (or women) of Asian or African origin who show particular sexual interest in white women (or men).

He's always chasing white girls, one over the white man I suppose, such a caucasiaphile.

by Gash-master March 14, 2011

Cauasian

The term used to label someone who is biracial, their ethnicities being Caucasian and Asian.

My ethnicty is Cauasian

by amarie992 August 17, 2014

Caucasian Cove

Caucasian Cove is when all the white kids in school sit together in the cafeteria or other various classes

“I wanted to go to the vending machine but it was way too close to the Caucasian Cove.”

by Cindy Harcum November 2, 2018

Crasian

A crazy Asian. Typically Crasians reveal their crazy antics while driving motorized vehicles or otherwise maneuvering through public places.

A car almost hit me as I was walking into the supermarket today. Yes, the driver was a Crasian.

A woman's shopping cart ran over my foot in the supermarket today. Yes, the woman was a Crasian.

by bromine36 October 8, 2011

Caucfasian

A Caucasian who is often mistaken for an Asian. Caucasian/Fake Asian.

Marissa: Hey, do you think Rachel Bilson is Asian?

Seth: No, she's Caucfasian. A lot of people think she's Asian, but she's actually white.

Marissa: No way!

by gaily13 July 23, 2010