another word used to describe a blow job which is the act of having sex with the mouth look also in oral sex
"dude i was at my girlfriends house and she gave me a car wash, she washed the most important car of all"
by xander torres July 11, 2008
Post sex maneuver deriving from missionary position, where the male crawls forward and drags his flaccid and semi-moist penis up and over the females face slowly, and continues until it falls off the forehead toward the latter region of the head. A reverse after completion is preferred but optional.
After some creamy, grizzled sex, Raptor wanted to change the song on Itunes. While reaching for his computer, he crawled over Zumacrume, accidentally giving her 'the car wash'.
by JoshHjelt November 16, 2009
When you and your lady friend are in the shower gettin' freaky and she squeezes some soap in her mouth and starts slobbin on your veggies like your dong's in a car wash.
Chad: Yea dude we were in the shower and she was just shankin my shaft when she puts some old spice in her yapper and starts givin me ill dome
Trent: Awwww no way man she took you to the car wash! Niiiiiccee
Trent: Awwww no way man she took you to the car wash! Niiiiiccee
by blackman002 August 19, 2014
by USAF Cadet September 1, 2021
The rapid degradation of a female reproductive(i.e.pussy, gash, cunt, hatchet wound) through violent and sudden digital stimulus (finger-bang, finger-blast) with sharpened fingernails.
by Wu tang Type Slang December 3, 2009
by Thadeus January 29, 2008
Your Lover (Female/Male) lies on their back, you then take your testicles and dip them into your lover's mouth soaking them. You then pull out your now soaked testicles and drag them along your lover's face. When your testicles reach your lover's forehead you fart on your lover's face to dry them off. CARWASH
by AKA(Imodium) January 25, 2010