cape cod

a slightly-girly drink with vodka and cranberry juice.

my asian girlfriend had one cape cod and she is GONE.

by anokaba September 13, 2008

cape cod

it’s a cool place until it gets cold, then your fucked unless you’re wearing seventeen layers of clothing.

man, cape cod is so fucking cold at this time of year.

by xthotimusprimex April 23, 2018

Cape Cod

In the summer, could be regarded as one of the awesomest places in the world. The winter is hell, but after the storms, it is very quiet and beautiful. Known for its small-town character and charm. No cobblestone streets to be found here, since they are completely out of place. But there is nothing to do in the winter, since most of the businesses cater only to tourists. Take Provincetown, for example. During the summer, the daytime population swells to nearly 80,000, but in the winter, the entire town is boarded up and not a soul can be found on Commercial Street, the "bustling" main artery of the town. The unemployment is above national average because the only jobs left are those catering to tourists or the likes of the tourist season. But it still is awesome.

dude, cape cod is the shit year round, even though there's nothing to do for most of it.

by excaper December 31, 2010

Cape Cod

1. A peninsula darting off from Massachusetts where one can see girls decked out in Lily Pulitzer and ignorant frat lacrosse players to your diehard Red Sox fans and Tom Brady lovers
2. A location ranging from beautiful sandy roads lined with small homey cottages to long winding roads leading to fancy golf courses or harbors with mansions and their perfect lawns on both sides.
3. A place where every Main Street is lined with Red Sox and patriots team shirts or your average tourist "Cape Cod" shirt
4. Also known as the best place ever

Cape Cod is the best damn place every... so much team pride walking down the streets.

by massholeforlyfe December 2, 2015

Cape Cod

A foul, fish-like, smelly penis that comes from not washing or properly maintaining your Cack. Usually affects people from the East Coast that live on the West Coast.

Shawn: Man that broad wouldn't go down on me!
Henry: I know she told me you had a Cape Cod.

by W.B. Eliis June 20, 2011

cape cod

A very annoying, creepy, stupid, or even extremely gay individual. Most likely one of the gayest people you may ever encounter.

That creepy guy jerking off in the back of the school bus is a total cape cod.

by J. Roy September 12, 2008

cape cod

A very annoying, creepy, stupid, or even extremely gay individual. Most likely one of the gayest people you may ever encounter.

That guy jerking off in the back of the bus is a total cape cod.

by J. Roy September 13, 2008